Friday, May 27, 2011

Erin's a Party Girl

Celebrity status is very important to aspiring movie stars, so Erin has to hit the gym regularly to keep fit. Often she'll get a call from her agent - I don't remember hiring an agent, but whatever - telling her to go work out so she can get some more celebrity points.

She also gets gigs like the following:

Give some kind of speech or something at City Hall.
Cheer up kids at the hospital.
Buy a drink at a struggling venue. Yes, she gets paid to drink. Talk about unfair!
Dance. She gets paid to dance at dance clubs. Lucky.
The points and money she gets for completing these "tasks" are nice enough, but as of this picture, Erin was a three-star Celebrity. Someone had sent her a very nice couch, just because. I love Celebrity Perks.
On those nights when she is chasing stardom, Erin often doesn't make to bed until the sun is already up. I think we all wish we were Erin.

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